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And why should you care? You shouldn't. If you did I would not be a friendless loser would I? I'd have to change everything...

3 years ago I moved to this little po-dunk town I'm currently living. I was offered a job that was just too good to turn down. Well, the actual job was crap, but I liked the $$. So here I am, and here I've been. Some days it still feels like I'm brand new here, I know a few people, have some casual acquaintances, but am pretty much isolated from all knew. Here are just some of the big issues associated with this town:

1. Druggies, druggies everywhere-Seriously, this is a crack town. Coming from a wealthy area where drugs existed for recreation I was shocked to see how they are the life blood of this town. I am not a fan of the drugs, don't do them personally and I barely ever drink.

2. Teenage Pregnancy-Ugh, are there any kids in this town that don't have kids of their own? Doesn't seem like a big deal, doesn't really affect me, right? Wrong-o! I'm pushing 30, childless and plan to stay that way. Every single available dude in this town has a child! And not a really young one I can mold and force into doing my bidding. These damn kids are closing in on teenage-hood themselves.

3. Low Level Education-Which is what comes of having kids young. Sorry anyone I just offended with that. These kids are barely making grade 10 before they have to drop out and flip burgers to support their little accidents.

4. Country Music- Its the sticks, they all love songs about tractors.

5. No Jobs-Which makes me wonder how they all can afford the drugs, kids and Garth Brooks. This is another awesome part of dating in this town. Wanna go for dinner? Sure when my welfare cheque comes in.